How To Make A Woman Happy

4 12 2007

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It’s not difficult to make a woman happy.
A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate


WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls


AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she
goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

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9 responses

4 12 2007
realworldmartha

This is too funny!!!! I may have to link this!
Debbie aka The Real World Martha (S)

4 12 2007
Natalia

Amen to that! …

5 12 2007
Ryan

haha, not hard at all πŸ˜›

that’s quite the list…

6 12 2007
dratgosy

HA! Ha Ha Ha Ha…. *chuckle* Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
*attempts to suppress laughter* He He He…HAHAHAHAHAH….
Oh dear lord…

14 01 2008
14 01 2008
momlovesbeingathome

That’s great! haha! I think we women have it easy. πŸ˜‰

17 01 2008
iPandora » Blog Archive » Funny Bits From The Blogosphere

[…] How To Make A Woman Happy MomLovesBeingAtHome It’s not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef […and the list goes on, and on, and on…] […]

17 01 2008
kymberlyrenee

Thanks you guys πŸ™‚

13 02 2008
cordieb

Thanks for the chuckle and for sharing.

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